• 08:11:17: @adamselzer Had a bike stolen once. Always hoped thief was going downhill towards a busy intersection when he discovered brakes didn’t work
  • 09:07:06: @PhilKMills Would a suicidal programmers last project be a “Goodbye, world” program?
  • 12:02:51: @wilw “_____ is my _____ cover band” is my ? and the Mysterians cover band.

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