Catacombs
by Bill Sutton and Robert Wynne
Music: “Kodachrome” by Paul Simon
© 1999
When I think back on all the trolls I’ve fought in dungeons
It’s a wonder that I’m alive at all
But my lack of constitution hasn’t hurt me none
I can hide in shadows on the wall
Catacombs
Your tunnels are dark and twisty
Your underground lakes are misty
Makes me think all the world’s so far away
I got the monster’s treasures
I love to take it home with me
[So] mama don’t take my catacombs away.
If you took all the ghouls I slew at second level,
Put ’em all together for one fight,
You know they’d never beat my sweet Holy Avenger –
Everything looks worse to a blackened wight.
(chorus)
Mama don’t take my catacombs away
Mama don’t take my catacombs away
Mama don’t take my catacombs
mama don’t take my catacombs
mama don’t take my catacombs away
Mama don’t take my catacombs
and leave me broke so far from home
mama don’t take my catacombs away
Bill Sutton and I play AD&D every Thursday night at his house in Marietta. This is one of two songs inspired by that campaign.
This song was published in Xenofilkia #74, and in the Gafilk 2000 songbook.
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