Kinky Friedman to run for Governor of Texas
“There are no skeletons in my closet. They are all bleaching on a beach somewhere,” he said.
You want to know Kinky’s stand on gun control?
“I do not carry a gun myself, so if someone is going to shoot me, they better remember to bring their own weapon.”
On abortion?
“I am not pro-life, I am not pro-choice, I am pro football.”