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Improbable Gift Catalog

Courtesy of John Scalzi, I am alerted to Hasbro’s latest innovation:

The Darth Vadar Potato Head

“You do not know the power of the CARB side of the Force!”

“When last we met, I was lightly salted with butter, but now *I* am fully loaded.”

“Don’t be too proud of this technological diet you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a waistline
is insignificant next to the power of the Force.”

The possibilities are truly endless.

Improbable Gift Catalog

Yet another gift for the person who has everything:

The Devil Duck External Hard Drive

Note especially the location of the data port.

EDIT 10/05/2005: The link above is no more, but The Wayback Machine comes to the rescue.

Just in time for Valentine’s Day!

In the latest installment of Improbable Gifts Ideas:

Designer Welding Helmets

Return of the Improbable Gifts Catalogue

One of my correspondents (Hi Ann!) mentioned in an e-mail recently that zie really misses my links to oddball gifts.

And it *is* the season for giving.

So I couldn’t resist sharing with you all:

Possum Fur Nipple Warmers and matching G-string
(link is not especially work-safe)

Christmas is coming

So make sure you have the perfect gifts. How about a His ‘n Her Motion Activated Toilet Night Light

Another one for the Gift Catalogue

I really should actually put together that gifts page I keep threatening. Though my fear is that if I did, people would buy these things for ME and where would I put them all.

Anyway, I saw this today and thought it was too nifty not to share. The possibilities for, er, entertainment here are pretty endless:

The Twister Duvet Cover!

Go on, roll those dice. You know you wanna. *wink*

More Impractical Gifts

Courtesy of noghri:

The Original Mullet Wig

(I just want to state, for the record, that this is truly disturbing.)

Absurd Gift Ideas

For the person who has everything (and a weird sense of humour):

A crocheted skull

No, really…

EDIT (10/05/2005): The page above has gone away, but it can be found via The Wayback Machine.

Gift Ideas For Sexy Anarchists

Wiccan cookbooks, chocolate handcuffs and more fine ways to perturb the
GOP overlords this holiday

Useless Gifts Revisited

A couple of weeks ago, I mentioned the idea of putting together a list of useless gifts. I found another entry:

An Origami Boulder

I couldn’t make this stuff up, folks.

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