Christmas is coming By Rob Wynne On September 9, 2003 In Blog So make sure you have the perfect gifts. How about a His ‘n Her Motion Activated Toilet Night Light improbable gifts Previous Yet Another Meme… Next Online communites, culture, and joining in… 5 Comments Add Comment → mihrimah . . . . . . We always keep the lid closed, anyhow, so the kittens don’t get into the toilet. But the question I want to know is, if you have a dog that drinks from the toilet, will the light warn you about drool on the seat? September 9, 2003 Reply nelladarren *laughing my ass off* Imagine you are a guest at your friends’ house, enter the bathroom at night and a red light starts to illuminate the loo -- a nice touch of Klingon Bird-of-prey light design. Do you a) use the toilet never mentioning your weird nightly adventure (Drugs are bad, dude.) b) freak out and rather use the spacious pot with the rubber tree in your bedroom c) scream “Red alert, crew to battlebridge!!!” September 9, 2003 Reply cellio *laugh* I recently heard a description of a lower-tech solution. It was called a “guy light”. You mount it under the seat and it’s gravity-fed, so when the seat is up the light goes on and shines into the bowl, facilitating aim. I am not making this up. September 9, 2003 Reply tigerbright Silly perhaps, but I’ve been in households where it was necessary. September 9, 2003 Reply Anonymous LUX FlAT a) Where DO you find these absurdities? 🙂 b) Haven’t these people heard of bathrooms with lights activated by a wall switch, I wonder. (:-/ c) I suppose SOME of us do have trouble locking “phasers” on target. [eg] Ann Onynous. September 9, 2003 Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.