Taken from just about everyone.
 Who was your FIRST prom date?
I never officially attended the prom, but I was a waiter for the prom my sophomore year, and I got to dance with my friend Shannon, who I had a huge crush on.
 Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
No. I think the last time I saw her was in 1992 or so.
 What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
Bourbon and water. I was three.
 What was your FIRST job?
I was an Inventory Clerk for the Martin County (NC) Board of Education. I was 16.
 What was your FIRST car?
A 1977 Buick Century. I called it “The Red Baron”
 Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
My sweetie S. (WINOLJ)
 Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
My sweetie S.
 Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Good grief. I haven’t a clue.
 Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
I flew to Boston in 2001 to drive back to Atlanta with when she moved to Georgia.
 Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them?
My first best friend was probably Jaimie. We drifted apart when we moved into town and weren’t next door to each other.
 What was your FIRST sport played?
I played baseball, basketball, and soccer as a kid. I think baseball was first, but I won’t swear to it. I wasn’t really any good at any of them to be honest.
 Where was your FIRST sleep over?
Probably Jaimie again. Between the ages of 8 and 13 we were forever living in each others pockets.
 Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
 wedding were you in the FIRST time?
The only wedding I’ve ever been in was aiela‘s. I was the Dude of Honour.
 What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Tried to go back to sleep. (Once I got up, I checked my e-mail and took my meds.)
 What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
The Monkees 1986 reunion tour, which featured Herman’s Hermits, The Grass Roots, and Garry Puckett as opening acts.
 FIRST tattoo or piercing?
I haven’t any of either.
 FIRST foreign country you went to for vacation?
England, in 2003. I’ve since visited it again in 2005 and 2007, and had a brief sojourn into Canada in 2006.
 What was your FIRST run in with the law?
Not counting traffic related things, the time I accidentally didn’t take care of a bad cheque.
 When was your FIRST detention?
What, like after school? Good lord, I don’t remember. (I remember getting paddled more than once in sixth grade, but detention was a high school thing.)
 What was the FIRST state you lived in?
 Who was the FIRST person to break your heart?
Bonnie, a girl I loved madly in college.
 Who was your FIRST roommate?
Markus, a German guy who I got randomly paired with in the dorm lottery. He was an odd fellow.
 Where did you go on your FIRST limo ride?
I hired a stretch limo to take us from Logan Airport to Worcester for ConCertino in 2003. Because I could.
 Who will be the FIRST to repost this?
I have no idea. Everyone else has already done it, I think.