” I wash my hands in the presence of all these witnesses.”

No, wait. That’s Talk Like A Pilate Day…

“Roger, tower, Delta 886 now approaching runway six from the northwest at…”

Darn it, no. That’s Talk Like A PILOT day. One more time.

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti….

*sigh* No, that’s Talk Like A Prelate Day!

I’ll never get the hang of this….