Gwnewch y pethau bychain

Dear Santa

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last month I put gum in telynor‘s hair (-12 points). In July I committed genocide… Sorry about that, cadhla (-5000 points). Last Monday I helped kitanzi across the street (6 points). In August I donated bone marrow to catalana in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Wednesday I didn’t flush (-1 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-4707 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
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  1. Well, since you donated bone marrow to me, I guess I should make it up to you by spanking you. *grin*

  2. Haha, I’ve been nice. It said so.

  3. Heh. You know, normally I’m opposed to that sort of thing. But I suppose, since it says I’m naughty anyway, for you I could make an exception. Just for the holidays.

    Although I suppose under the circumstances would get dibs.

  4. meee!

    I keep winning lego sets and am cranky!

  5. Man! A mouldy sandwich for genocide. That’s harsh. I would have rather gotten the spanking I think.

  6. also naughty and not nice

    Sure!

    (I’m getting a lump of coal)

    • Re: also naughty and not nice

      I’ve always thought the naughty folk were the more fun to hang around with. As the philosopher William Joel said, “I’d rather Laugh with the sinners, than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun.” 🙂

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