Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last month I put gum in telynor‘s hair (-12 points). In July I committed genocide… Sorry about that, cadhla (-5000 points). Last Monday I helped kitanzi across the street (6 points). In August I donated bone marrow to catalana in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Wednesday I didn’t flush (-1 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-4707 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
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