I had the following fevered thought occur to me during a discussion of the upcoming Harry Potter novel on IRC:

“I know who the half-blood prince is!” Harry cried, as he lunged to tackle Ginny.

“Harry, what the hell are you doing?” Ron screamed. “That’s my SISTER!”

Harry yanked on Ginny’s hair. “Look closely, Ron. She’s a MAN, baby!”

–from the upcoming Austen Potter: International Mage of Mystery