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  1. combining annonynous’s entries into one comment 🙂

    Music? Eh. Yeah, I’ve heard of it, and occasionally overheard it. I couldn’t care less about it, though. Hey! Turn that down, will ya?

    People? Eh. Yeah, I’m aware of them, and occasionally have to deal with them. I couldn’t care less about them, though. Hey! Go away, will ya?

    Food? Eh. Yeah, I eat it, and occasionally cook it. I couldn’t care less about it, though. Hey, pass that rice cake, will ya?

    Books? Eh. Yeah, I’ve seen books. I occasionally get given one. I couldn’t care less about them, though. Hey, let me listen to my talk radio, will ya?

    Sex? Eh. Yeah, I’ve …

    Oops! I missed computers. Shame on me. 🙂

  2. “Oh, you know, women really dig it when you talk nasty to them, so just treat ’em like shit and they’ll come back begging for more.”

  3. “Hey, wanna go kill some kittens? They pop so well!”

  4. Sheeyit. Ah hate huntin’ buck. Ah’d much rather hunt baby fawns. Commere bitch. Brang me mah beer & mah gun n less go takeout some o’ them wifeswappers & faggits.

  5. Maybe I’m just weird or something, but I have this thing about my personal space, y’know? It drives me crazy when someone I haven’t explicitly invited comes up and hugs me. I mean, it isn’t that I don’t like affection exactly…. well, okay, maybe it is…

    • Can’t say it any better than Naomi, really 🙂 *giggle*

      • Oh, and completely unrelated: isn’t Avenue Q just *hilarious*??? Wish I could go see it 🙂
        “You are ruining my song!!!” “Sorry, Kate” … 🙂 LOL

        • That pic in your icon is beautiful! My heart lifted 30 feet just seeing it! I feel like I’ve relearned something I already knew.

  6. Barbecue. Which is the best? Kansas City? Carolina style? Texas? And which is your favorite?

  7. So there I was, in a hotel, trying to relax, and there was this group of weirdos with guitars sitting in a room playing some crap folk music.

    Why can’t they just hide somewhere else?

  8. I just found out that my friend Bubba is a pervert. He’s skipping our hunting trip this weekend to go to a “con”, as he called it. “Con” is right; they’ve conned him out of something! Can you believe it? These weirdos read that “science fiction” junk and dress up like elves and sh-t and stay up half the night singing — badly — this freaky music about computers and movies and stuff. Really! Some people desperately need to get lives!

  9. You know I really feel that it needs to be one person for one person. That’s what wrong with this country today. We really need shift back to monogamy and celibacy until marriage.

  10. If there is one thing I can’t stand it is fat chicks. Man what a turn off.

    Like that mew, geeze! Who’d want to see her naked. Blah!

    (hee -- sorry -- that last is a bit of a running joke with us dear) 😉

  11. “Anyone know a good lawyer? One week in, and suddenly, she reminds me of my ex. Must. Get. Disolution. NOW! I called Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow; seems there’s a serious priest shortage. I feel a calling to become a man of the cloth. Only God can save my now.

    It’s all the fault of the internet. This will be my last post. If you have accounts on my servers, remove them; go live a sin-free life. FilkhavenUS will be shut down at midnight tonight; I pray that M will see the error of his way and do likewise with the UK server. I will pray for you all. May Our Lord have mercy on your souls.”

    Wow. The scary places my brain does go. -H…

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