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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or
their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all… and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year of 2004, but not without due respect for
the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions
to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that
America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the
only “America” in the western hemisphere), and without regard to
the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith,
choices of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It
implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of
the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited
by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until
the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

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9 Comments

  1. Oh, that’s great!

    Hm… just picturing an actual greeting card with all that on it 🙂

  2. Can we get that on cards next year? >:)

  3. It’s so much easier to say “Happy Holidays”
    Stupid legalese 🙂

  4. Actual cash value of wish: 1/20th cent.

  5. Hrmn.

    Well, happy holidays. 🙂 *huggle*

  6. This one’s a keeper!

    I’ll have to include this in “the fine print” on my future Christmas/Hanukkah/Solstice/Yule/Holiday/End-of-the-year cards.

  7. Settling may occur, and all that 🙂

    ObMusic: The Chenille Sisters, “The All Purpose Carol”

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