In discussion last night about the “God says…” billboards, we came up with the notion of a “Cthulhu says…” billboard campagin. Among the suggestions:

“Got ketchup?” –Cthulhu

“I save. I may want a midnight snack.” –Cthulhu

“Have you read my book? Big mistake, bub.” –Cthulhu

“What part of ‘I would run if I were you’ did you not understand?” –Cthulhu

“Big Bang? No, Big Buffet…”

Feel free to add your own. 🙂