In response to my last entry, someone asked:
How about a search on “Random Insult Generator”? No shortage of hits with that one!
Yeah, but are they SURREAL insults? I mean, anyone can insult someone without much imagination.
I did, however, enjoy finding the Random Renaissance Insult Generator, which provided me with “THOU BOOTLESS SHEEP-BITING HEDGE-PIG!” and “THOU INFECTIOUS FLAP-MOUTHED VARLET!” (which sounds awfully Yosimite-Samish).