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What dreams may come…

I had the oddest dream last night. I was helping with the launch of a new line of IKEA BDSM equipment. They had it all set up in the showroom in the usual fashion, and we were arranging it all just so and trying to figure out what to name each of the pieces. The cross, of course, was Andrew, and the wheel would be Catherine, and there was a small bench that for no apparent reason we decided was named Julie.

I have no idea what it means.


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  1. In my best George Takei voice, “Oh, my!”

    I’m not into that scene, but I’m familiar enough with it to get the references.

  2. Now, why can’t I have interesting dreams like that?

  3. And IKEA would be so businesslike about it too--they would each come with the tools needed to put them together and excellent technical drawings that made it very plain how they were assembled…

    “Julie” is a fine name for a bench; I don’t see an immediate reference, but I don’t see one for Billy the Bookshelf either.

  4. Had you seen any movies or Britcoms with Dame Judith Dench? Julie Bench, Judi Dench--more than enough rhyme & scansion for filk….

  5. That’s hilarious.

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