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ThermaJock | Cold Weather Protection For Men | Polartec Protection For Runners And Endurance Athlete

I’ve always said to myself, “Self,” I’d say. “Do you know what I really need?”

“What do you really need?”

“A mitten for my penis.”

Self think’s I’m weird. Self is probably righ

ThermaJock | Cold Weather Protection For Men | Polartec Protection For Runners And Endurance Athletes

Welcome to ThermaJock™, a patented revolutionary product specifically designed to protect the penis from cold and chafing during cold weather activities.

Our technologically advanced Polartec® Thermal Pro material helps to prevent pain and frostbite while providing comfort and warmth to every man’s most sensitive area.

ThermaJock will protect during any cold weather activity! Perform at your peak knowing ThermaJock’s got you covered!


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  1. Seriously? There were times, jogging on a cold, windy night, where my legs were warm, my hips were warm, my feet and toes were warm, but I went home because … of the wrong kind of sore stiffness.

    But I’ll still grant that it’s funny :-).

    (From a technical perspective, a jock under my underpants provided sufficient heat retention.)

  2. ‘Self’? Around here we’ve been calling things like that a “dick cozy” for many years. Polar fleece, however, has never really been under consideration as the material for construction.

  3. So this is actually a problem in search of a solution then? Lacking said appendage, I had no idea.

  4. O.O Is that drawcord with the staygrip tensioner part of the way it is attached?

  5. Someone got me something remarkably similar to that as a gift back in university.

  6. 100% polyester? No no no. That’s … like wrapping saran wrap around you, isn’t it? Ugh.

    I could totally knit something like that, you know. In a nice washable wool blend. Assuming you’re not allergic to wool. Could have all sorts of pretty colors.

    Of course, I’d need to … come take detailed measurements.

  7. If you really feel the need, I could send a pattern…..

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