So everyone else is doing it. Why not join in, with your own idiosyncratic viewpoint?
Circle I Limbo
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
Circle VII Burning Sands
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Hrm… You must be a lot more compassionate than I am, to think that there’s nothing anyone can do that should doom them to eternal torment. 🙂
*G* Not really. It’s mainly that I don’t believe in Hell. 🙂
The only reason I believe in Hell is because I work there. And I’m pretty sure that New Jersey is, at the least, a suburb of Hell.
*G* Perhaps you need the full quote that the title of my post references:
Faustus: Where are you damned?
Mephistophilis: In Hell
Faustus: How comes it then that thou art out of hell?
Mephistophilis: This *is* hell, nor am I out of it.
(from The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus by Christopher Marlowe)
Ah… I generally don’t either, but there are some classes of behavior that I wish could just be wiped off the face of the earth, so I figured that was a good enough substitute. 🙂
(I’m of the “what you think is going to happen to you is what happens” school of belief, hence my conviction that the afterworld is a big Parrothead party.)
Wasting away again in Purgetoryville
Biding time in this celestial vault
Some people claim that there’s a devil to blame
But I know, it’s my own damn fault
It’ll be alright
Oh, my soul will take flight
I spent eighty long years
in the valley of tears
And I just want to join Heaven’s side
Preaching with gratitude
from the beatitudes
That could be fun, yeah. 🙂
It’s all about boat drinks and proper pickles. 🙂
Aiglet and AutographedCat, heaven…
…and hell’s afraid they’ll start passing out the frozen fruity beverages. Now where’s my lost shaker of salt? -H…