Life is hard and then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
Variety is the spice of life: One day ignore people, the next day annoy them, and play with them when they’re busy.
Climb your way to the top — that’s why the drapes are there.
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone’s face.
Make your mark in the world — or at least spray in each corner.
When you go out into the world, always remember, being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
Make love loudly and have your babies quietly.
(found unattributed on USENET)