I admit, I’m easily amused. This was in my friend Rommie’s private journal today:
http://www.jamaicaplace.com/item_JP-00546-g.htm
Just when you thought you’d seen everything…
Day: July 10, 2001
I’m going to hell.
Those of you who know me well may consider this an unsurprising revelation, but it’s official. Tonight I committed what has to be a serious and unforgivable sin. You see, in order to stretch our money as far as possible, I try to drink iced tea instead of other various beverages which tend to be more expensive. So I went to brew a fresh pot of tea, and discover….
We’re out of Tetley.
I thought for sure we had some. I looked through all the cabinets, even the ones down near the floor where the extra stuff is kept. No luck. But I did find something. So, out of desperation, a pot of tea was born.
I made iced tea with good Darjeeling.
And it’s good.
I’m going to hell.