Another funny link, thanks to gridlore.

He’s a shy Amish stage actor from the ‘hood. She’s a cosmopolitan wisecracking college professor with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!

He’s a lounge-singing umbrella-wielding Green Beret on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She’s an artistic thirtysomething politician with the power to bend men’s minds. They fight crime!

Try it! 🙂
http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm

(PS. Post with actual me-content to follow. Busy week….)