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Your Call Is Very Important To Us... by Robert Wynne and Larissa March Music: "Nessie Come Up" by Dr. J. Robinson © 2006 The customer sits by his keyboard He needs to reach tech support His coffee goes cold while he's waiting on hold Three hours at the last report The muzak plays soft in the background As a voice he no longer believes Says "Each call will be Answered momentarily In the order that it was received" Thank you for holding on still, He daydreams of a working computer As the music his thoughts intertwine He starts to lose hope He'll be able to cope When a cheerful voice comes on the line He tells her his problem in detail And all of his details and specs "Oh, sorry, sir you Got into the wrong queue I'll transfer you, hold just a sec..." Thank you for holding on still, The morning sun shines through the window As he slumps in his chair, fast asleep The phone in his lap He succumbed to a nap And slowly the hours have creeped A puzzled technician asks three times "Hello, is there anyone there?" Then she shrugs and moves on As he wakes with a yawn To hear that same tape loop declare... Thank you for holding on still, |
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