Small Town Dungeon by Robert Wynne Music: "Dollar Fifty Movies" by Ookla the Mok © 2006 What can you do when you're all broke and you're out of work How can you score some easy gold The stairs led down, I lit a torch and I went in Into the darkness and the cold I'm going to the dungeon That little small-town dungeon A small-town dungeon won't hold a lot I'm going to the dungeon That little small-town dungeon A +1 dagger's all that I've got But a +1 dagger, that ain't a lot To fight your prey I can cast a single spell Then my use is shot to hell I searched my tomes and learned them well I packed my candle, book and bell I'm going to the dungeon The little small-town dungeon A small town dungeon won't hold a lot Finding lots of treasure is always such a pleasure When a +1 dagger's all that you've got And you tried to sneak through but you got caught You hope the guards are kobolds 'Cause you aren't feeling too bold And a troll is more than you want to face You wouldn't mind a goblin if he's hurt and kinda hobblin' And the cleric knocks him out with a mace Just bops him on the head with a mace There's power when you find a new wand that shoots fire And the chest of gold that'll bring you the comfot you desire When the monsters are defeated and won't give any grief To a wizard, a cleric, two fighters and a thief Home from the dungeon The little small town dungeon We brought back the loot they said was so grand It was eighty pounds of silver, a magic bow and quiver And a ring of elemental command And this thing that looks like Vecna's left hand We've got it made! Nothing to loot and nothing to slay We'll have to come back another day When it fills back up with prey We'll come and collect our pay We're not going to that dungeon That little small town dungeon Cause that little dungeon don't hold a lot We're not going to that dungeon cause a bigger one is more fun And by this time my level's gone up a lot And when we stagger out, I'm left with one thought We got away!