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Nobody's Ranger Now by Bill Sutton and Robert Wynne Music: "Nobody's Moggie" by Eric Bogle © 1999 Somebody's ranger just inside of the door Someone's player character who won't roll nice no more Someon's favourite fighter who ran clean out of luck When he ran up, threw wide the door, and shouted out "Oh......BUGGER" Yesterday, he roared and rolled his purple pair of dice Decapitating nothing much, and fumbling badly twice Now he's just a page of useless stats and tasty food for mice He's nobody's ranger, now. So if you love your ranger, don't let him run ahead For if he opens doors alone, he'll likely wind up dead And everything he's ever owned will go for monster's pleasure How else do you think those monsters get all of their treasure? Always stick together when exploring caverns vast That's the way to guarantee your characters will last But wandering alone you'll die, and very very fast He's nobody's ranger... So ends his life of danger... He's nobody's ranger....now.
Another song inspired by the Thursday Night Gaming Group. This one really did happen, and the song should serve as a cautionary tale against splitting up the party. This song is for you, Joey. We miss you. This song was published in the Gafilk 2004 songbook.
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