Max Level Newbie by Robert Wynne Music: "I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General" by Gilbert & Sullivan © 2007 I am the very model of a Warcraft Newbie 70 I've never been on raids, but I insist that I would like to be I know the kings of Azeroth, but what they drop's a mystery From Netherstorm to Shadowmoon, no one has ever heard of me I'm very uninformed about the way to play my character And if your toon is female, I will prob'ly grin and hit on her On every pull at the worst time, I will hit tab and free the sheep And halfway through the boss fight, i'll be in a corner fast asleep I AFK in battlegrounds, thats how I got my purple gear The stats don't match my build, but I still like the way that I appear In short, you see I have no clue and everyone I know agrees I am the very model of a Warcraft Newbie 70 I've been to Ironforge, and yet I do not know the tram exists I pester folks on general to take me out to Tanaris Although I've never played your class, if we team up it won't be long Before I tell you all the things I think that you are doing wrong Invite me to your group and i'll insist that you should summon me Then when you do I'll ask for food and other things that I might need Before the pull has been discussed I rush right in to start the fray But when the fight gets out of hand I am the first to run away I ninja loot by rolling need on every drop that's green or blue And if you haven't kicked me yet, I'll do it on the epics too And so, you see why everyone in Shattrath City laughs at me I am the very model of a Warcraft Newbie 70 My warriors try tanking with no shield and a two handed sword My priests will heal you only right up to the point that they get bored My rouges pickpocket every mob and cause the pull to go awry My shamans never use their totems even when you ask them why My warlocks never look to see what's nearby when they cast a fear My druids always go to dungeons wearing the same set of gear My paladins cast random seals and never bring a judgment down My hunters pets chase random mobs and during fights just run around I run from PVP but I will gank you when your back is turned Although I post in forums, I don't read them so Ive never learned That while I claim that I'm the greatest player you will ever see I am the very model of a Warcraft Newbie 70