Lawyers, Guns, and Honey by Robert Wynne and Jeffrey Williams Music: "Lawyers, Guns, and Money" by Warren Zevon © 2006 Well, I went to talk to Piglet Kanga, Owl, and Roo I wish somebody'd told me That Tigger'd be there, too We went walkin' to the mill pond Saw Eeyore'd fallen in Send lawyers, guns, and honey Yeah, Tigger's bounced again Oh, I'm a bear of little brain I'm full of cheer and pluck Just halfway into Rabbit's hole And I found I was stuck Yes, I found I was stuck Well, I found I was stuck Now I'm hanging from balloon strings I'm a desperate bear Send lawyers, guns, and honey The bees have seen me there Send lawyers guns and honey Send lawyers guns and honey Send lawyers guns and honey Send lawyers guns and honey