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Karazhan Tonight by Robert Wynne Music: "Comedy Tonight" by Stephen Sondheim © 2008 Epics drop for us Badges of Justice Something for everyone in Karazhan tonight! Attuman's crossbow Malchezaar's longbow Something for everyone in Karazhan tonight! Nothing but ghosts, nothing that's real Clear out Morose then sit for a meal Dance with the undead Tier 4 for your head Ten bosses for the raid to fight! Serpentshrine tomorrow Karazhan tonight! Two tanks, three healers Five damage dealers Something for everyone in Karazhan tonight Uni-mind Headdress Quick break to play chess Something for everyone in Karazhan tonight Shade of Aran's the Master's sire Only this one time: stand in the fire Maiden's been cleaned up Opera is next up Hope it isn't Romulo tonight! Bring up the curtain Karazhan tonight! Boots of Fortelling Bands of Indwelling Something for everyone in Karazhan tonignt! Illhoof has gold chains Charred earth from Nightbane Something for everyone in Karazhan tonight! [Entire raid] Epics drop for us Badges of Justice Something for everyone in Karazhan tonight! Each drops an upgrade Repair bill prepaid [Raid leader] Something for everyone! [Entire raid] Karazhan tonight! [Healer] Nothing too hard [Tank] Grinding reprieve [Raid leader] Go get your key from Master Medivh [Women] Four hours clears it [Men] And it appears it's [All] Full of purple loot that's out of sight! [Priest] Pantaloons and Pendants! [Shaman] Drape of the Mysticant! [Warrior] The King's Defender! [Druid] Mitts of Treemender! [Rogue] Malchazeen! [Hunter] Garona's Ring! [Warrior] Decapitator! [Mage] Capacitor! [Druid] Forest Lord! [Warlock] Waist cord! [Mage] Rings! [Shaman] Kings! [Raid leader] Gauntlets! Leggings! Badges! Tokens! [Entire Raid] All of this gear is somewhat antique And we'll be back Tuesday next week! It's old and dusty Some of it's rusty But the treasure's certain to delight! Tempest Keep tomorrow Karazhan tonight! When writing about topical things, there is always a danger of your work being "overtaken by events", which is to say made obsolete by the world changing over the course of time. I wrote this months and months ago, when it was more topical than nostalgic. But, as we take our first exploratory steps into Naxxramas, high above the snowy valleys of Northrend, let's remember those heady days when the place to be was Deadwind Pass.
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