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The Ironforge Song by Robert Wynne Music: "The Toronto Song" by Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie © 2008 I hate the Great Forge and the Mystic Ward too The Hall of Explorers and the Tinker Town crew The roof is too high, the air is too dark Its covered with lava and there isn't a park The men are all drunk and the girls won't wench and the children are loopy cause they fell in a trench The water is frozen and the king has no friends And they wear lift boots and they think they're Stormwind In Ironforge, Dun Morogh (Spoken) "You know, actually I pretty much hate all of Dun Morogh!" "Oh ya, me too!" I hate Brewnall Village and Anvilmar Amberstill, Coldridge, and Gol'Bolar Frostmane sucks and the North Gate sucks and Kharanos sucks and Gnomeregan sucks I took a trip to Ironforge to visit Mistina Steelshield She beat me up and she stole my cloth and she left me in a field I went to Alterac Valley and was hit in the head by an Orc (spoken) I don't even know how they did it. I mean, I was playing Guitar Hero at the time.... Dun Morogh sucks! (spoken) "Yup. Yknow, actually you know now I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in the Alliance!" "Well, except for Westfall" "Ya, ya I love Westfall" "It's very nice, lots of cows and trees and rocks and dirt" But I hate Darnassus cause they look so weird And Azuremyst Island is too small Dustwallow Marsh is dumb 'cause its the name of a swamp Gadgetzan doesn't have a good mall Hillsbrad is a warzone and it makes me mad Dun Morogh sucks! Dun Morogh Sucks! (spoken) "Stranglethorn Vale has a population density of 4.9 people per quest objective -- isn't that stupid??" The Plaguelands are boring and the people are dead And as for the Redridge Mountains -- they're too red! (Spoken) "And the only good thing about the area of Elwynn Forest is that it's right next to us" 'Cause Westfall.....doesn't suck But Moonbrook does.
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