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Country Response by Robert Wynne Music: "You Never Even Called Me By My Name" by Steve Goodman © 2007 Well, it was all I could do to keep from dying Somehow it seems I'm able to remain You know I've always loved you for your body Right now I only want you for your brain You don't have to call me George Romeo You don't have to call me James Gunn You don't have to call me Simon Pegg anymore Even so, I think you'd better run And I'll chase you down as long as you run from meWell, I polished off the dog for lunch this morning So now you will not let me in your bed I really hoped you wouldn't notice I had changed Before I started gnawing on your head. And I'll chase you down as long as you run from me(Spoken: My friend Seanan McGuire wrote a song. She said it was the perfect Country & Western song. I said it was NOT the perfect Country and Western Song. It doesn't mention mama. It doesn't mention prison. There's not a single train in it. And she said, "Dude, zombies." Which is, I admit, a fair point.) Well ever since I went and got myself infected Ain't nothing round this town that's been the same And I know I've never been the perfect husband But is it fair to give me all the blame? And I'll chase you down as long as you run from me
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