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We Will All Sin Together When We Sin by Robert Wynne and Martin DeMello Music: "We Will All Go Together When We Go" by Tom Lehrer © 2002 If you believe religious men You ought to burn your bridges when The company you keep would have you go astray And you may have found it painful When they looked at you disdainfully And told you that you had to live their way (But never matter) When your friends all start to scurry All those pious sounds of worry Shall never give us reason to despair For though they're bound to make a fuss When they throw the book at us We'll be having too much fun to really care And we will all sin together when we sin All the trouble that we can we will get in No need to ask us twice sir Because nothing could be nicer We will all sin together when we sin We will all fall together when we fall We shall have ourselves an unrepentant ball Heading straight towards damnation At the slightest provocation Yes we all will fall together when we fall Oh, we will all lapse together when we lapse We will round up all the lasses and the chaps When it's time to start transgressing We find company a blessing And we'll party right until we all collapse! Down by the old mill stream We can cavort in pairs or teams.... And we will all moan together when we moan And ensure that our intentions are well known Enough talk about the weather Let's go roll out in the heather There are subjects that are best not left alone We will all snug together when we snug On the bed and on the couch and on the rug Give into our desire And then stoke that inner fire And end up looking really rather smug We will all come together when we come To the sound of heartbeats pounding like a drum With a cry of ecstacy, we Will all squeal with joyful glee And the delight that everybody's getting some! And we will all sign our names for our respective Gehennas For we know that's where we're heading with no time for I knew you whennas Yes we will all sin together when we sin Just prop the door and let the neighbours in There's no one who's not a friend here So just pick yourself an end dear And we all will win together When we all sin together Yes we all will sin together when we sin
This one is all Teri Wachowiak's fault. A large number of us were all hanging out on #filkhaven in order to avoid other tasks we should have been doing, and Teri said "Well, at least we can all sin together", and boom, we were off to the races. Martin and I traded off verses then culled and rewrote until we had the finished product. At least one person complained that the only sin the song seems to cover is lust. Well, what can I say. I like lust. <shrug>
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